So far my grandmother has...
-cursed me
-tried to hook me up with a married doctor
-hit on all the EMTs
-yelled at a nurse for making a joke
-said she has to bury her dead aunt
-said she is getting married
-keeps talking about a greyhound bus
-said she is holding a baby
-keeps saying people are laying on her or next to her
-doesn't know where she is
-she keeps making faces and rolling her eyes
-crying and laughing
-says she doesn't love me
-wont take her pills
-keeps cursing
-she wont stop talking about this damn BUS!
if i didn't know better she was drunk or high, and i want some so grandma give it up i need to have some fun too!
eff my life.
2 comments:
i wish you video taped this.
dude me too. it really is awesome when she's really out of it. ha she says the weirdest shit.
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